I like my company - Get bought by the same company 10 times
The Nightmare Before Christmas - Create a horror game called Santa
Diary of a Wimpy Game Dev - Create a life/sim game with a rating lower than 4
CRL+Z, CRL+Z, CRL+Z!!! - Trash an MMO
** I don't like publicity** - Never market a game for 15 years.
You just don't learn! - Create 10 expansion packs for an MMO
Didn't yo mama tell yo not to swear?!? - Create a game with bad language in the title
Teaching kids the wrong things... - Create a game with bad language in the title, which game is directed at 'Young'
Beat me up, Scotty! - Create a fighting game called Star Trek
Luke, I am your mother - Create a casual space game called Star Wars
!@#$()$#@! Create a game called 'Spam'
Company Who? Stay in the business for 900 years.
Screw math, go video gamez! - Fill all your employee spaces with people you've look for through 'Game Demo'
Sorries for bad languages - Create a game in another language
Rorrim, Rorrim no eht llaw, ohw si eht tsiettrp fo meth lla? - Create a game with the name backwards
Sorry for the long list.