What is the best joke/anti-joke you've ever heard?

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#1

Come on

#2

How do get an elephant in a freezer?

Just open the freezer and get the elephant in!

How do get a giraffe in a freezer?

Get the elephant out then get the giraffe in

#3

Knock, Knock
Come in.
Come in wh- No! You’re supposed to say Who’s there?!
Oh okay, start again.
Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Cow!
Well, come in, cow!
NO!!! You’re supposed to say COW WHO?!
Ohh! Gotcha, start again?
Knock, Knock!?!?!?!?
Cow who?
AREGRGRGHRGHRHGHGHRHAGH BRLLLfFFFFFFGFGFGHHHHG

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#4

A woman comes to doctourr, but…
there is no doctourr!

(Yes I mean doctor, just an “typo”)
Oh, and this joke is made by me :smiley:

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#5

Why does 2 + 2 equal to 4?

Because the mathematical formula of addition makes the numbers merge theoretically thus creating the sum, aka final result of merge.

#6

A man says to his wife;
‘Roses are red.’
‘Violets are blue.’
[click the link below to see the last sentence.]
http://pastebin.com/fcXZeAMy

#7

(not sure to think dirty or not…)

:cake: Awards

Number 1: @tmch

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#8

Why are elephants grey?
Because they are pink.
So why are they purple (or violet)?

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#9

Roses are red
Violets are dead

Seriously, the garden is burning on fire.

#10

Denmark

Exactly.

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#11

MUSIC

Music is all around us.
We know that music is of course,
Muscular
Unugly
Super
Impish
Creatures
But what makes good music, sound good? and bad music, sound bad?
Well to answer this question we need to go all the way back to 1953.

Dr. Jimothy Music was at his dinner table, and he was playing with some spoons.
Spoon, of course, derives from the latin Spoon-i-bus.
Which has nothing to do with this i just love tangents.
So he was playing with the spoons, and discovered that they made a weird sound.
But just what is sound?
See, most people think we hear sound, with our ears.

And they’re right

Upon this discovery, he was amazed.
But he didn’t know how to share it.
Remember the year’s 1953, he can’t really “upload” a video to youtube.
So he uploads a Vine
And within hours, it gets onto the front page of reddit.
So it was named MUSIC.

In the 1960 to 1969, a group called the Bee-Aht-Lays tried to make this music… thing popular, but faded along with music.
It was 1975 that music became acceptable in the community when a group called the Drooling Stones made it popular.

But that didn’t answer the question what makes good music, sound good?
To answer this, then,
As there is kilometers and pounds, there is a scale that measures sound quality. Biebs.
The more biebs a song has, the more your body rejects it.
That’s why when you hear a Nickelback song, you want to kill yourself with the nearest weapon available.
It’s your body rejecting the biebs.
That’s also why young people have terrible taste in music. Their bieb receptors haven’t developed yet.

That is all of today’s lecture folks

#12

JacksFilms much?

#13

Shoot, someone knows!

presses alarm

ABORT MISSION

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#14

Oh god. No. Not jacksfilms. Never.
Must Terminate Jacksfilms

#15

JacksFilms?
#wutzdat
omg, u cant to hashtagz

#16

#hahaha

#17

Hax.
BAN HIM!

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#18

omg and waz iz dat

#19

#hahah
#you can’t do dis

#20

#:stuck_out_tongue: