Last minute preparations are taking place all over the world, JB-HI-FI are waiting for the biggest onrush of customers they have ever seen. There have been masses of people gathering around the world for the count-down for both Christmas AND UNleash.
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((Call it UPortable, better than Unportable. Sounds restricting, donât you think? Anyway watch out for Christmas Night 
Breaking news! The UPortable has reached the storeâs just in time! We are prepearing for the beginningâŚ
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This is a special newscast! Lai-Do Yingzin himself has joined Cazran Patmore at the revealing of UNleash and UPortable! The company leaders were seen partying in complete harmony. Does this spell out a new friendship and partnership? Samuel Kessler, the leader of Trick or Treaters INC, has not been seen yet.
An onrush of customers have ran into stores and are frantically trying to buy them before theyâre all gone. Australia, America, New Zealand, Japan, Germany, UK, France, China, Koreas, Russia; all are in a game frenzy, spending everything theyâve saved up - and more. Customers are buying two consoles: the last-minute UPortable and the Hype-Filled UNleash.
Ubisoft has kept something secret from us, though. For 50 very lucky buyers they will come home with a Secret Edition Codex, Hidden Blade(s), Costumes, movies and special, signed editions of every Assassinâs Creed game in existence - including a mini-game of the aftermath in the Assassinâs Creed Universe. Weâre not going to spoil that as well. Weâre not that mean. Also the game companies TPS, Blue Dragon, Velvet Corp., ToT Inc, Breath Coding AND Bamboo Cane Inc. have all received special Editions as well as the coding software, hardware and tips about the game. They have also received a special movie.
In a special announcement, Brady Bitts, an avid fan of Sly Cooper, has found a hidden secret inside the UPortable version of Sly 2. This secret is a small, hidden cane, with the number three attached to it. Does this spell out UPortable only sequel for Sly 2? Seemingly negotiations for a contract with Ubisoft and Bamboo Cane Inc are starting about a possible UPortable only sequel. Statements by Kessler are waited upon.
Ubisoft is okay with anything - they donât really care. Possibly of the high alcohol volume in their vodka theyâve been drinking. #No comment.
All of Bamboo Cane Inc have locked themselves to their offices, working clearly on a new game. Is it Sly 3? Who knows.
26th December, 2013
Ubisoft has signed a contract with film maker company Arson Studios to create a movie as a remembrance to the Assassinâs Creed franchise called Assassinâs Creed: Legacy of Ezio. This is expected to hit cinemas sometime during 2014
A leak has been sent out from the at the moment sealed Bamboo Cane Inc studios. The leak is a picture of our favourite raccoon, Sly, in high definition graphics only the UNleashed and UPortable can do. This is definitely Sly 3!
29th December 2013
Ubisoft plans have been leaked by an anonymous source, a long, sleek rectangular console, with no controllers but with a futuristic-looking helmet. Ubisoft have made no comments, apart from that this will be created solely by Ubisoft, and will create a new industry altogether, and finally Ubisoft will be world-wide.
Today Ubisoft sent a message to all game companies.
âYouâd better choose what youâre gonna stick to, the traditional old, or the brand new. Your company depends on it. Youâd better choose soon.â
A letter from Bamboo Cane Inc. was found in Ubisoftâs letterbox, saying that their internet systems have been hacked, and that their only means of communication is by post. This is what was on it:
Shock! Lai-Do Yingzin has released new information on their project. Apparently it is a whole new console for Bamboo Cane Inc only, looking to revitalize the retro era. âI wish to bring back a chapter from our past. Yes, this means going independent. But, we shall still be around. I am sure our partners will not mind. And yes, Sly 3 will be released⌠Later.â
Ubisoft has increased the funding for their labs to the legal limit at 300M. The world knows theyâre going big. Really big. Info:
Source: NY Offices
Ubisoft has found a layer of code inside a UPortable update saying ;
Bamboo Cane Inc has patented the name BCES, the Bamboo Cane Entertainment System. Sly 3 has also been shipped over to all the major stores, prepearing for new yearâs eve. Oh my!
Boxing Day, 2013
Ubisoft has planned a release date; 24, 12, 2014.
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Bamboo Cane Inc has sent Sly 3 out to the stores, waititng for the new years eve day! Ooh boy!
(From now on, until my main account can post again, Bamboo Cane inc is just⌠Trucking about, prepearing their new console.)
New Years Eve
Ubisoft has started itâs work towards itâs âProject Xâ. They have created stations Japan and Seattle, while Washington, New York and Sydney continue creating âProject Xâ.
Massive companies Electronic Mass Productions, Mirconsoft and Ubisoft have signed a contract.
The deal is that EMP and Mirconsoft send over Technical and Design geniuses for 10% of the market share of whatever Ubisoft is building. Since Ubisoft has made all itâs staff remember the designs and burn all the plans, no other company has any idea of what theyâre up to.