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#293

The dates suck. Don’t try it. Anyways…

#294

After the update of both DreamCast and Minecraft, Ubisoft has developed a hardware update for the Think-Send. This update will include:

  • Less overheating
  • Less noise
  • Less chance of headaches
  • Less chance of falling into a coma - it does happen you know!
#295

Ubisoft has developed a special chamber just for the Think-Send, styled like a capsule, once you enter the machine, the chamber uses hypothermia technology to send the user into a coma-like situation. This stops your body growing while you are in the machine.

#296

Caz, I’m sorry to say this, but Zayo’s post seems much more comfortable. I’m moving.

#297

Ubisoft has done nothing but work for these past months, and now they have done it!
In collaboration with Rockstar Productions, Ubisoft has released Grand Theft Auto VI.

This has received many well received reviews, and is expected to come out early next month.

#298

I would recommend you sign up with Ubisoft with the up-to-date Game Dev Roleplay at the moment. (Game Dev Tycoon RP (On-Topic)) is the on-topi thread and you will find a link to the off topic thread there too. :wink:

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#299

A New Indie Studio Is Funded By PunchStarter EmpireFireFly Studios. Founder John Smith Stated A Speech Saying How He Thanks All Who Donated And There First Game: HarryPottery A Pottery Simulation Game is Being Released On EmpireFly.com for 2.99! Critics are giving it Moderate Ratings But The Target Audience Might Cause a DownFall To The New Company. The Release is in 2 Days.

#300

2 Days Have Passed And HarryPottery And the Total Sales For the First 2 Hours is… 3,235 Sales.
Is This a Good Or Bad Start? Or Is It The End?

#301

(I’m starting over)
Company: Cloudware
Owner: Diamond

Today, Cloudware is releasing a publisher contract. They will publish a game if you make it a Space Sim, and it will cost 50K.

#302

Company Name: Vogan
Name: THE MELTER

BIG NEWS!

Out of nowhere, a brand new HIT game from the surprisingly revealed VOGAN releases their game, SUPER NINJA ADVENTURE! It stars the Hidden Ninja, who goes on a adventure to take down the SAMURAI! We interviewed the anonymous “The Melter” and talk about the company.

Interviewer: So tell me about your new game.
Melter: Super Ninja Adventure is a big homage to the classic 8-bit games in a 2D side scroller.

Interviewer: What’s that sandwich your eating?
Melter: Oh, it’s a beef sandwich. The sandwiches that recover your health in the game.
Interviewer: LET ME HAVE IT!
Melter: NO!
Interviewer: WAHHHHH!
Melter: AHHHHH!
(Pretend that this is some random hilarious fight you see in those cartoons)
(Please Standby)

Interviewer: Sorry about that. Anyway, thank you, Melter for giving me this sandwich and talking about your game!

IGN Review: 11/10
A 8-Bit Homage that feels like I am playing Super Mario Bros. and Assassin’s Creed in one game. It is fantastically fun.

#303

Ender Teleport Games
Ender
Game: Shadow of the Fallen

The first ever game of Ender Teleport Games has just been released and critics are smashed and very suprised about this game. The game is a stealth action with a twist of RP and has online play. It is changing the views of Steath games and IGN rates if 9/10. “The game is amazing i feel as if the game evolves around me and is not set to one thing” The first week of sales is half a million dollars. An amazing achivment of Ender Teleport Games. The plan on releasing there own console withing 2-4 years.

#304

((Sorry for the terrible typing

#305

Ender Teleport Games
Ender

News:The game Shadow of the Fallen sales has been reduced to nearly 0 by pirating. Ender Teleport Games is in big trouble and has moved there console into the future. They are scrabling to release a new game or else they have to bankrupt!

#306

Cloudware was staggered and cheerful as Micronoft accepted the contract. Soon, Operation S.P.A.C.E will be in stores, and released on mBox Next. When I sat down, and interviewed the owner Diamond, he said: “Operation S.P.A.C.E is a combination of fun and story that the whole family can enjoy.” As mBox Next’s first E rated hit, they will be attending G3, and Cloudware and Micronoft will have a booth together, Operation S.P.A.C.E will be in the middle, the left has Cloudware’s stuff, and Micronoft is to the right.

#307

Ender Teleport Games

War on Cybertros

Ender Teleport Games has made this amazing game to not go bankrupt! So far VGN rates it 8/10 and is a great game. We will see the sales next week.

#308

Operation S.P.A.C.E is out. Micronoft and Cloudware have done it. Millions of players already, and it already made the companies each 100k! Plus the 50k Cloudware earned from the publishing contract, Cloudware has over 175k!

#309

Ubisoft has announced that, after 150 years of work, they will resign. Many fans have been seen weeping and protesting outside their main buildings. Founder Cazran Patmore said that, “After 150 years of work, we’ve seen the world move around us. We’ve also seen other companies move around us. But now it’s time for someone else to step up. We’re tired of being one of the big companies, blocking everyone else off. By leaving we’re giving them a chance to fill our shoes -or game consoles, more like it-. Before Ubisoft is finally laid to rest, we have made a gift to all the game companies we’ve worked with, broke or not,” With that he tossed 5 WGP’s (Whole Game Packs - Every single game they’ve ever made), to the crowd. He entered the building and that was the end of it.

A week later…

Employees have been seen putting up posters depicting knights slaying dragons, a lone traveller hiking around a mountain and eight great castles looming in the distance. What does this mean???

Five weeks later

Founders Cazran and Hayden Patmore have arrived at G3 wearing modest clothes and each holding 10 boxes. When they are called up, they explain that inside these presents are a pre-release game for each and every game company they’ve met along the way. Cazran and Hayden then beckoned all the game company CEO’s including long, forgotten Ashton Snapp, Founder of old TPS.

Three days later…

Ubisoft has released the game, now called “Knighthood” to various critics, who each replied, " Beautifully designed, superbly crafted" They have also included 10 exclusive DLC’s in the first 10 000 copies. A minute later, the lights in Ubisoft’s windows went out. Every single one.

#310

ToT Inc has it’s sincerest goodbye’s to Ubisoft, and they have sent half of all their left-over money from before the crash to Cazran. They say they might also consider doing the same.

#311

Reboot?

#312

Vogan releases a game out of nowhere called “Rahman Legends”. The game stars a cup of raman platforming through 90 levels as it run, jumps, and dies! The game will come out very soon.

In other news, Vogan gives it’s goodbyes to Ubisoft as they shut down. Melter replies:
“Sniff, they were our inspiration. Sniff.”

Vogan is also developing another platforming game. Here is the hint they gave us:

He’s hairy. He spins. He Rolls. He’s, _____

They plan to annouce this platformer next month.