Operation S.P.A.C.E is out. Micronoft and Cloudware have done it. Millions of players already, and it already made the companies each 100k! Plus the 50k Cloudware earned from the publishing contract, Cloudware has over 175k!
Ubisoft has announced that, after 150 years of work, they will resign. Many fans have been seen weeping and protesting outside their main buildings. Founder Cazran Patmore said that, âAfter 150 years of work, weâve seen the world move around us. Weâve also seen other companies move around us. But now itâs time for someone else to step up. Weâre tired of being one of the big companies, blocking everyone else off. By leaving weâre giving them a chance to fill our shoes -or game consoles, more like it-. Before Ubisoft is finally laid to rest, we have made a gift to all the game companies weâve worked with, broke or not,â With that he tossed 5 WGPâs (Whole Game Packs - Every single game theyâve ever made), to the crowd. He entered the building and that was the end of it.
A week laterâŚ
Employees have been seen putting up posters depicting knights slaying dragons, a lone traveller hiking around a mountain and eight great castles looming in the distance. What does this mean???
Five weeks later
Founders Cazran and Hayden Patmore have arrived at G3 wearing modest clothes and each holding 10 boxes. When they are called up, they explain that inside these presents are a pre-release game for each and every game company theyâve met along the way. Cazran and Hayden then beckoned all the game company CEOâs including long, forgotten Ashton Snapp, Founder of old TPS.
Three days laterâŚ
Ubisoft has released the game, now called âKnighthoodâ to various critics, who each replied, " Beautifully designed, superbly crafted" They have also included 10 exclusive DLCâs in the first 10 000 copies. A minute later, the lights in Ubisoftâs windows went out. Every single one.
ToT Inc has itâs sincerest goodbyeâs to Ubisoft, and they have sent half of all their left-over money from before the crash to Cazran. They say they might also consider doing the same.
Reboot?
Vogan releases a game out of nowhere called âRahman Legendsâ. The game stars a cup of raman platforming through 90 levels as it run, jumps, and dies! The game will come out very soon.
In other news, Vogan gives itâs goodbyes to Ubisoft as they shut down. Melter replies:
âSniff, they were our inspiration. Sniff.â
Vogan is also developing another platforming game. Here is the hint they gave us:
Heâs hairy. He spins. He Rolls. Heâs, _____
They plan to annouce this platformer next month.
Company Name: Ubisoft East
Name Josh Gaming-Porter
First Game: Doctor When:Who
New game company UbisodtEast have come around the seen, saying that amazing game companyâs like Ubisoft (sincerest condolences for there shutting down) and Vogan,
UEast expect to release there first game Doctor When:Who earlier next month.
In other news. Former Ubisoft employee join Vogan, after Vogan employee is fired for accidentally deleting all the levels of the new platforming game.(they were restored).
Fans of ubisoft are proud to hear that UbisoftEast have started after the collapse of the main company.
UbisoftEast are also planning a new revolutionary console/computer called the EastUbi Box in tribute to the former gaming company Ubisoft.
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DAAAAAARGH.
Donât necro. Donât.
Itâs reasonably annoying. They should automatically lock threads with the last response older than three months.
What
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