buy all not sold wii U consoles…
…and two games along with each console. That would cost more than he has earned in his lifetime! In a desperate attempt to get some more money, Charlie started working on a new game that would involve kicking a watermelon into a large net while avoiding evil ducks. He called it FIWA.
Surprisingly, it earned full 11’s! He was able to pay off half of his debt. He than begun working on a sandbox game where you’re a duck in a random town, and called it Duck Simulator. Charlie didn’t have much time left to pay the rest of what he owed, so he rushed it, giving it wacky physics and countless bugs. It recieved…
…very mixed reviews from the critics, ranging from 2s to 9s, and the average score at 6.25.
[size=20]2[/size] - Decent graphics, horrible gameplay. Never pick this piece of garbage up. What was the developer thinking?
– Informed Gamer
Despite this, Duck Simulator was very successful and only about 20% of his debt remained.
Charlie was almost out of time, so he had to resort to illegal methods. Charlie hired a team of expert robbers to help him rob a national bank.
The robbing was succesful, and it was 50 - 50, therefore Charlie had earned 2 million dollars, exceeding the amount he has to pay for his debt with 126,5%! Police are still investigating very well, so he might be caught. One day Charlie…
But all of the robbing situation was a dream, when charlie woke up but he didn’t know what to do about that 20% left
He also thought “I shouldn’t be doing illegal things”
The rest of the story pages are torn
#THE END
…he thought, but then he remembered that his debt increased by 50% over the weeks due to rates…
(or are we ending this? :O)
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Then Charlie recieved a publishing deal from the company he worked for in the past EA to make a game called battlefield 4
the requirements were:
broken physics
lots of crashes
too much dlc
alot of rubberbanding lag
randomly kills
and poor server quality
he decided to…
call John, and they lived happily ever after.
(Question) John?
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Accept the deal at 4:30 AM, at the beginning of the development. They slept, and published it. With only the main menu done.
Reviewers gave it…
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a 10 out of 10 for the best main menu ever
but the game got a 1/10 for the crapiest game ever
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But then Charlie went to see the reviewers and said
"Our games is not the craypiest game ever! It’s the best at…
breaking down and crashing in peoples faces
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The reviewers replied by punching charlie in the sack and going to the moon and developing a…
game called “Mothertrucker”, basically a game were you become the best truck driver
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After Charlie saw the reviews, such as
“Best Bug Ever: 10/7 bugs” ~All Games
charlie decided that she would
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