Jack then blacked out in the corridor and realized he was in the EA game studio, but not only anywhere, in the studio, but in the CEO office, he pinched himself, trying to get out of this dream, But this was reality…
He then went to the employees lounge, but sees no one is there. Is this some sort of trick? Are his friends pranking him? He then went to his former boss’s office and finds…
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a secret load of illegal sausages…
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He was in shock. With a loud “NOOOOO”, he jumped out of the window and landed…
in a garbage truck full with broken EA games
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… and just like in cartoons the truck started moving, It was driving to dump those E.T. Cartridges (in alternate world EA maked ET, okay?). Thankfully Jack lives just next to cartridges dump site…
…and jumped off the truck to get down. And he went home. He wanted to change his clothes, but he seems to entered the wrong house. Where did his house go? He’s pretty sure it was around here somewhere, it turns out though, that…
The cleaner moved all his furniture around…
So, after getting all his things back in place, Jack gets inspired and decide to develop a new game named “Cleaner Tycoon”
Cleaner Tycoon would be a very advanced game that very accurately simulates a cleaner’s work. It would be a great game for cleaners in training, he thought.
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Unfortunately he always get distracted by his smell form that dump truck
And it was 12:30 A.M. So he can’t really focus on his game
So he decided to have a frozen pizza and go to bed.
After a few days he finished the game!
But he was left with 0 crash bugs, 1,746 bugs/glitches, so he added a lot of Easter eggs. It made 1,746 —> 6,197
But he was too lazy to fix the bugs, and he was impatient to publish the game, so he it published it!
He received 11’s, 10’s, and 15’s from the reviewers
All games said “reminds of that game “Dear simulator” (Goat Simulator)”…
After the success of Cleaner Tycoon, Jack started a company. He was offered a name change and full body transplant, and the wise man he is…
Hired fully trained chimpanzees to do it instead of doctors. He then got them to join his game dev team…
It seems the story broke off a bit. Let me fix that…
After the success of Cleaner Tycoon, Jack started a company. He was offered a name change and full body transplant from Surgeons, but he hired fully trained chimpanzees to do it instead. He is now the wise man… Charlie. He also got the chimpanzees to join his game dev team. He then started to work on a new game called…
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Donkey Kong: Fraud Edition the Second - Super Mega Deluxe Editon Revised.
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It received 5’s and 6’s, with reviewers claiming that, “it’s a fraud”, and Nintendo sent legal claims, having Charlie pay a $1000000 fine. Charlie had no idea what they meant, and he hired a lawyer to back him up in court.
He then hired Feenix Ryght to defend him in court. But the prosecution, Mannfried Van Charmo was too good, and so he lost in court, the punishment is that he has to…