I simply loved the irony you have provided pirates with. I myself, as one of the plunderers of entertainment thought it only right to purchase a copy of your game. Your brilliance and wit persuaded me to purchase the game without knowing much at all about it. I feel it is required of your responsible pirate to purchase any game which is played, loved, or provides considerable entertainment. You have earned my monetary support Green Heart Games. I wish all the best for your future endeavours.
Regards, an entertained pirate.