2/17/2112
8:24 AM
RE:Game sale offer
Thank you for your tech-mail, and I shall say that I am only releasing the game for your OS and T-IOS, Techdriod, and Doors Mobile phones.
8:49 AM
RE: Price ajustment
To: All stores ordering TLTHF
We are changing the price of TLTHF to $100, or 120 Byte-coins
(Byte-coins are 20% more than the dollar price. It is Bitcoin of the future, and everyone in the world takes them)
Hi, Iām Xan Chu, the team leader of Intelligent Games Montreal, and today, Iām announcing a new game; Godzilla Tournament Fighter 3000. This will be just like all your favorite tournament fighter games, except now you have freakinā Godzilla characters! Cool, right? The game features 4D v3 graphics, and it has great in-brain sound! It will have controller support too, so you can play it with your fighter stick if you want! Here are the specs;
OS: PC-XOS V3.6 or higher
Processor: 16Thz processor or higher
RAM: 2048GB of RAM or higher
Graphics: 4DX 3.0 compatible graphics card
Hard Drive: 1024 TB of free space
Network: Needed for online play, 1TBp/m speed
BREAKING NEWS: Rewind Press Release
Rewind has released a press release stating that the new Rewind.tech is the hub for Rewind fans. It has a holo-fan club meeting plugin that allows fans to meet in real time with interactive holograms. Tech insiders say Rewind is trying to construct the infrastructure for a very large project that would change the gaming world. The secret project has been dubbed The Game internally.
Intelligent Games, or as we used to know them as Intelligent Tech, has been hit by a terrorist bombing. The building was destroyed at 2:00 PM. Anti-bio-hazard teams have been deployed to the scene, and when the hazards are gone, policemen and firemen will look for survivors, although we do have 3 confirmed survivors, who were in the underground levels when the bombing happened. These include the founder and CEO Daniel Adams, the janitor Rusty, and a programmer named John Apples. The CEO had this to say;
"I am very confused by this happening. We do not really have too many rivals else than minor homebrew companies, who really donāt pose any threat, and the company Apple. We hope to find out who did it."
John says he thinks it was Apple, and Rusty was just happy he was alive. We will have more info on this ASAP.
The coldfusion.tech website has been updated recently. Now the C64 monitor is showing Castle Wolfenstein playing. This leads people to believe that this new thing will be related to the Wolfenstein series.
The police have traced the origins of the bomb that hit IG! It turned out to be Apple, and now the company owner is being put away for life. The treasurer of the company is putting all of the companyās money into repairs of the main IG building, thus causing them to go bankrupt, and all their products will be taken off the market, thus making the Linux and IG operating systems the only big players left in the market. This is the end of a beautiful legacy that went out in a horrible way. And to think people thought they were going to die out in 1995. Shish. NOPE. The building will be back up in 3 months, but the project IG was working on is now gone. Daniel Adams says he canāt really predict what they will do instead, but they think they just donāt want to try to re-create the engine for Gauntlet Infinity. What will they make then, HMM? Weāll see in 3 months or more.
RE: Bomb
To: IG
I am dearly sorry about the bomb. I hope this never happens ever again.
Press Release
5:38 PM
āI am pleased to announce that Rewind is opening itās very own hardware division in Vancouver, just north of our Bellevue offices.We believe that with the downfall of apple, a successor must be chosen. What we are doing with this division, you will know soon. Goodbye!ā
Thank you Mr. Chu, but Iād rather establish a company-for-hire. You give us work, we do it, and you give us pay. And if we run low on money, weāll start making games. However, Iād like to work as a back-up for your team, and these last few days Iāve made a demo of both the 4th and 5th Dimension inside the Think-Send. Itās a simulation of a military-strategy game I made last year.
Following the release day of TLOTHF, the release of ābitā has came out on PC. The game is what some people call similar to an old classic, titled as Littlle Big Planet I, II, III, and IV, before Sony went bankrupt.
Cloudware Games
Today, Cloudware Games has made a press for the announcement of the newest game, Hacker Mania.
āIn Hacker Mania, your goal is to hack everything you can. At the start you can do a simple lag hack on an MMO and in the end you can hack the Government and declare ware on Japan.ā the head of developing Sir John said. āHack other players and effect them with PC lag, replacing theyāre MMO character with yours, even make them send an email to theyāre least favorite girl in school and make them say they love them!ā he continued. It expects to come out in a month.
Sounds like a right deal to me, sir. Send me any problems by email: cazranpatmore@ubisoft.com**
Meanwhile, me and a couple of my colleagues will get started on a lilā 8-bit game. Hmmm, what do you think Itād be about?
Cazran Patmore and a few of his friends set up a new company tonight, called Ubisoft - a tribute to his ancestorsā famed company. Theyāve released a logo and made the website sleek and with a light, airy theme.
3:40 PM
Sales figures have been explosive! The entire staff of Rewind has been granted a week leave!
4:27 PM
BREAKING NEWS: PRESS RELEASE
Rewind has unleashed their new project, Plasma, the spiritual sequel to Steam, the online game distribution service that ceased running 30 odd years ago. This service, they pledge, will be on EVERYTHING! To draw customers to the site, Rewind has stopped shipping TLOTHF retail copies and now is only available on Plasma.
To compete with the recently released Plasma project, PGS has started on a project theyāve recently announced; The Myst
The Myst, or just Myst, has a great theme for art, and other things. Unlike Steam & Plasma, Myst clearly does what itās supposed to do. If you want to buy a game, thereās no hassle. They even have a library of old games, from decades ago! Games like Pokemon Magnesium can be played again with a nifty emulator app, and when youāre on the go, Thereās even an iOS store for your iPods that are 37th Gen or up.
This is all that is currently in Myst, but keep in mind itās in development.