fix error on start-up to prevent the ‘buy dlc to continue’ crash. 5000$
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fix bug at start menu to prevent ‘did you buy the game’ crash $6500. Add $1000 for added fix on the bug we planted on your credit card to suck your money.
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Valve: for every time ea is milking, we delay half life by 1 minute.
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welp we’re not getting it while we’re alive.
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||TOPIC|| —Off topic lines— ||Me, my Imagination||
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20 More Doors in Sims 4!
someone make a lotr joke
On the first day of EA my mother gave to me:
One piece of Sims in a DLC-tree.
Electronic Farts presents to you DLC!!!
LOL lmao!
Did you laugh your ass of? 
Do you have health insurance?
well i was going to reply something gross but that would turn out to be a pointless conversation lol
yes i have health insurance… i hope so atleast
u mådderføkker. (just kidding)
well do you think alladin guy is right?
Actual game: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$
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game without the game files and stuff*
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Sims 4: 59$
Sims 4 Drowning Generations: 49$
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Sims 4.exe $999999999999999
And then every texture costs $10000
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therapy costs after playing the buggiest game ever 20,000$
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They forgot to mention that the $60 when you buy the game is just for the game itself. You gotta pay:
- $8,000 for the installion .exe
- $4,000 for the logos
- $1,500 just to access a Sim
- $50,000 to create a Sim
- $300,000 for the mouses cursor to pop up on the screen
- There’s no such thing as Simoleons anymore. You have to use your real money to purchase in game: clothes, acceccories, and houses.
- $2.6 Billion for the serial number
From all your fans of EA,
We love you and please, please, PLEASE let us spend more money! (Sarcasm)
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Sims 4 DLC:
- Half-Life 3 Demo - $999999999
Half-Life 2 DLC:
- Half-Life 3 Demo - $999999999
Half Life 3:
- Not released due to ‘Lack of hype’
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What if they pay YOU to play The Sims 4?
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